goodbye

I’ve made a rather odd decision today. I am ending my relationship with my brother. It has never been a particularly good relationship. In recent years our conversations have become more and more sporadic. I have absolutely nothing to say to him. I feel only frustration and disgust with his narcissism, his selfishness and his cruelty.

It’s over. I can’t see any point in trying to maintain a relationship with someone who’s very existence I can no longer bring myself to care anything about.

thedailywhat:

Morning Links:

• 360 degree video of Vancouver riots.

• David Hasselhoffs all the way down.

• Single Topic Tumblr of the Day: Poems About Internet Dating. (via.)

• Morning Distraction: RPG Shooter: Starwish.

• Morning Wood: Lauren Waugh.

• Morning List: Futurama’s Writers Reveal Six Hidden Jokes You Probably Missed.

[photo: thd.]

nedhepburn:

cajunboy:

Definitely my favorite picture from last night’s Vancouver riots.

Amazing picture.

(via fuckyeahepicmealtime)

Drunken riot. Possible stabbings. Overturned cars. All over a sporting event. It’s funny to see Canadians acting so much like Americans.

Wouldn’t be a problem if he had kept it in.

No Michele, no there are not.

I think that I may have to start a whole new blog just to handle how much I plan to ridicule Michelle Bachman over the next 12 months.

Michelle Bachman running for Prez. John Stewart must be doing fucking cartwheels.

Philosophy of the Less

(via raindancerseven)

thedailywhat:

This x That:

Know This:

• The Palin Emails: 24,000 emails from Sarah Palin’s first two years as Alaska governor released; what we’ve learned so far; read the emails; search the emails.

• Dow closes below 12,000 for first time since mid-March.

• CIA Director Leon Panetta visits Pakistan for first time since Bin Laden raid.

• RIP: Sir Patrick Leigh Fermor, legedary travel writer and war hero, dead at 96. Also: Spanish-born Jorge Semprun, at 87.

Read This:

• Tina Fey on Tracy Morgan’s rant: “[D]oesn’t line up with the Tracy Morgan I know.”

• Report: Elizabeth Edwards left behind damning video tape for John’s prosecutors.

• Russell Crowe tweets anti-circumcision views.

• Selena Gomez rushed to hospital with headache and nausea.

• Ranked: David Lynch Films from Worst to Best.

• Actually, it wasn’t a weasel or a marten.

Look At This:

• The Big Picture: Arizona wildfire rages on.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: ‘Barefoot Bandit’ Suspect Pleads Not Guilty: Could a Future Movie Get Nixed?

• Tea x Time List: The 6 Most Ill-Conceived Weapons Ever Built.

• Above: “Brand Re-versioning” by Graham Smith.

The world needs a Craigslist “Plus”

So I can find some higher quality stuff without having to sift through everyone’s unsellable shit.

Pretty douchey, Delta.

thedailywhat:

Penis Prank of the Day: The Google Maps satellite image of Fairfield College in Hamilton, New Zealand, appears to show not one, but six penises (penii? penae?) scrawled on its lawns by merry mischief makers.

You need know nothing further about this prank, excepting this line: “But acting principal Gerhard van Dyk was not amused and said he would like to have caught the culprits.” (Emphasis my 8-year-old self.)

[stuff.co.nz.]