December 2011
1 post
goodbye
I’ve made a rather odd decision today. I am ending my relationship with my brother. It has never been a particularly good relationship. In recent years our conversations have become more and more sporadic. I have absolutely nothing to say to him. I feel only frustration and disgust with his narcissism, his selfishness and his cruelty. It’s over. I can’t see any point in trying...
Dec 27th
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July 2011
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Jul 7th
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June 2011
14 posts
Jun 23rd
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
362 notes
Drunken riot. Possible stabbings. Overturned cars....
Jun 16th
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Jun 14th
I think that I may have to start a whole new blog...
Jun 14th
Michelle Bachman running for Prez. John Stewart...
Jun 14th
Jun 12th
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Jun 11th
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The world needs a Craigslist "Plus"
So I can find some higher quality stuff without having to sift through everyone’s unsellable shit.
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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May 2011
30 posts
May 26th
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...I'm not allowed in Abercrombie. At my age? If I...
May 26th
For the hundreds of times in our lives we say the...
May 25th
They will always want the logo bigger. Always.
May 25th
May 25th
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May 25th
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
I'm. Home.
On the eve of closing on another home purchase I am probably not feeling the level of excitement or anxiety that people usually do at times like this. Part of my  calmness could stem from the fact that in the past dozen years I have done this five times. I started young, and always felt it made more sense to own than rent. I’ve also owned two homes in NYC, where the process of buying and...
May 20th
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 9th
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May 5th
May 4th
Truth.
So, so many people are idiots.
May 4th
May 4th
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Osama Bin Laden was unarmed when shot. So? He’s the absolute, undisputed worst terrorist in the history of life. He’s dead. The world is better off. If Bin Laden did ANYTHING other than throw his hands in the air screaming “I surrender” when the SEALs entered, then the shooting was 100% justified. If he even blinked, he was resisting. A terrorist was killed. If you...
May 4th
Bin Laden is dead and STILL the Playstation...
Seriously, BP cleaned up the Gulf faster than this.
May 3rd
May 3rd
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“I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the...”
– A great sentiment incorrectly credited to MLK, Jr all over the internet yesterday.
May 2nd
#11 on the FBI's most wanted list just got a...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Hitler was also pronounced dead on May 1.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Mission (finally) Accomplished.
May 2nd
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April 2011
32 posts
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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“I guess now republicans will have to accuse the President of being black.”
– Beth Schacter
Apr 27th