Breaking News of the Day: In a move that will shock absolutely no one who has a passing familiarity with the middling magnate’s publicity tactics, Donald Trump has officially announced that he will not be seeking the GOP’s 2012 presidential nomination.
“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election,” Trump says in a typically smug statement. “Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”
Moving right along.
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